Now that we’ve gotten that out
of the way, nice to meet you!

I’m a Chicago-born Wisconsinite, two-time marathoner, and former safari guide at Walt Disney World (don’t get me started on the ostrich stories). When I’m not working, you’ll find me hovering over my plant children, playing video games, writing punny wedding hashtags on Fiverr, or watching Say Yes to the Dress on repeat.